Monday, February 26, 2007

Try It

Have you every Googled your own name before? Try it some time. I was watching a show (W5 or Dateline or something of that nature) and they suggested you try Googling your child's name. The suggestion was especially for parent with child old enough to use a computer by themselves. The idea is to see if perhaps your child has given out personal info online.

I Googled my own name earlier and here is one of the top 4 results of my search:

*Insert my real name here* is a model who worked with Playboy in the mid-to-late 1990s.

[edit] Appearances in Playboy special editions
Playboy's Sexy Girls Next Door Vol. 1 March 1998.
Playboy's Nudes December 1998 - pages 12-13.
Playboy's Nudes December 1999 - pages 22-23.


Great, porn. Isn't that what everyone wants to see attached to their name? Nothing says hot like a good dose of pink eye.

Good Grief! This was the top result when I Googled the Littlest Princess' name:

*Insert L'il Princess' name here* is an American model. She was Playboy's Playmate of the Month for March 2005. She landed her gig with Playboy after appearing on The Howard Stern Show and posing for test shots, taken by members of the Stern crew. This occurred soon after graduating high school in the town she grew up in, Washington, Missouri.
She had a memorable presence on the Howard Stern show in 2004 and 2005 (as a topic of conversation and in her appearances/call-ins) largely surrounding the crews correct predictions of their perceived "corruption" of her and her stereotypical fall-from-innocence. This included, most laugh-inducingly, that she had had a series of sexual interludes with comedian
Pauly Shore. She also mentioned more in passing that she previously dated 7th Heaven actor David Gallagher for several months during one of her later interviews.

What have I done to her? That's it. Tomorrow we officially change her name to Littlest Princess. I have no other option.

I ran Mr. Princess' name too. No porn references for him. Only Littlest Princess and I. Aren't we lucky?

6 comments:

Kimmartha said...

I tried it - apparently I won a $4000 bursory from some construction company in Maine, A is in a Greek play "the Barracche", T came in 5th in some Pygmy goat races in Missouri and J is in a French article on testicular cancer. Hmmm, I guess we lead a colourful "undercover" life!!!

Queen Mel said...

You know what they - like mother like daughter....LOL

UM OMG.....first hit I created an educational book with some guy called "Developing Leadership Skills"....LOL

But the 2nd one, was my gov't directory information page!!! It was ME!! How scary is that!

B's was that she won money in Ohio....most of it came up with her name being a middle name for someone else.

Mine freaked me out, my jaw dropped when I realized it was really ME!

Gee thanks Princess, living in oblivion never hurt anyone - LOL

NickyT said...

I'm a BIG time singer in Thailand! :) Who would of known that moi was a singer!

When I put in the my name in brackets then NB; stories come up about me waiting in line to see the Rolling Stones hahahaha.


Not much for Tori, alot of genealogy stuff.

Anonymous said...

Man! You guys all have exciting lives! I just got crappy genealogy listings ... apparently I'm dead.

Anonymous said...

Apparently I can take my pick from being a cell biologist or #53 on the Tennessee Tech Golden Eaglettes Female Basketball team...lol.

Sunny said...

1st hit - one of those classmate kinda things.

2nd hit - CMIR Nanotechnology...I need to be paid more if that's what I'm into.

3rd - Neuroimmunology researcher at Harvard.

Yup. I'm looking for a raise!!