I would like to announce that I am once again actively taking sign ups for Camp Stupid. Lately I've been noticing alot of camper candidates running freely around town. It seems to have gotten a bit out of control and I've decided to start filling the bus for the first official trip of the summer to Camp Stupid.
I found the perfect candidate over the lunch hour. I visited a local oven sub sandwich shop to pick up some lunch. I'm been trying to eat somewhat healthy lately due to a number of reasons. So, I asked the franchisee, it said so right on her name tag, if she had a pamphlet or such with the nutritional info on the sandwiches. She said she didn't but the type I chose is relatively healthy except for the mayo. Uh huh, thank you Einstein that was f'ing ground breaking information. Harsh I now but you'll understand if you keep reading. I thank her and I start to walk away. Then I hear the bitch snicker to the people behind me and say "If you can't have bit of mayo you may as well give up." Yikes! That caught my attention. However, I just kept on walking. The moisture in the air is giving me some crazy hair and I didn't want to look like a raving lunatic on top of that. :) What a bitch. I would love to call her and tell her that the reason I wanted the nutritional information is due to this serious stomach problem I have.
But I'm not going to! Nope! Instead I'm shipping Little Miss Bitchy Pants off to Camp Stupid. Remember the camp motto? We're like the roach motel...you check it but you can't check out. Happy Camping, Sweetie!
9 comments:
well holy sh*t, isn't that interesting? See now I would have gone back and oh yeah baby I would have made her want to pack her bag for camp stupid.....I would have escorted that bitch onto the bus myself......and then some. :o)
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Yeah, I would have gone back and told Lil' Miss Ignorant where to shove her mayo.
This is where you e-mail HQ and hand them her ass on a platter, get the nutritional info you wanted, and some freebies. Seriously.
well I am sorry to tell you Princess...you are gonna need alot bigger transportation than a bus to escort the stupids in this city...lol. maybe my hubby could hook you up with a transport.
Yeah.....camp stupid....I can think of a few in your building I would like to tie to the front of the bus. you wanna guess who they are??? ;)
I can't believe how rude people can be.
go with Prittykitty's suggestion. I don't think we do this often enough really....
I agree with Pritty Kitty. You should have asked to speak with the manager and had her ass on a platter and gotten tons of free lunches for it...including a crap load of mayo that soon that bitch will not be eating because they don't serve mayo at Camp Stupid!!! I guess she'd better give up because if you're job is a dead-beat sandwich maker you're really screwed...I'd like extra mayo with that please!!!
I hate people!!!
Woooooo, I so would of had to say something. You better be glad you were alone cause Mel or I would of caused a scene I'm sure!
Just this past weekend Swiss Chalet royally messed up my Take Out Order. I went to the website and filed a complaint. Within 48hours they emailed me back saying that there is now a credit of $25.00 on my account. Sweeeeet
Was that in Kings Place? WAs the girl somewhat blonde (shorter hair) and ugly looking?
Was her name April?
Amy O that could be so many people and right now I have a few thought of.....hee, hee......but I won't say who and my god that one should be in camp stupid as the "artistic director"....hee, hee....
ok I'll stop
Oh Nick, your damn straight something would have been said.....people walk away from me when I start and that would have set me off.
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