* Ankle bracelets that are so tight that it makes your foot turn blue are not pretty.
* Ass sweat stains on a chair will evaporate in approximately 30 mins.
* It is possible to leave ass sweat stains at 9:23 am.
* If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie....is always appropriate.
* Short cut off jean shorts than only end 2 inches below your ass cheeks are never appropriate office wear. Unless you are a federal employee.
* It will not be possible for me to drink enough coffee today.
* Sunburned boobies will sweat.
* I love summer.
That it for now. This list may be uppdated as the day goes on.
5 comments:
wow downsides to a heat wave....awesome!
It's amazing what people consider appropriate office wear.
The only way to top off that kind of lovely outfit is a crop top...also helps with the boob sweat problem. Kill two birds with one stone.
so you have both a sweaty ass and boobs today....great to know!
Nope the ass was someone else.
Please don't tell me it's true...someone wore cutoff jean short to work??
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