I can accomplish alot of things (and spend alot of money) in only 10 minutes in Walmart.  I managed to following:
* spend $48.00
* saved a ton of cash because every single item was on sale
* got all the fixings I need for cocktails
* got almost all the fixings for appetizers
* splashed mud all up the side of my pants
* made 3 new old man friends.  The first time they talk to you it's friendly, second time you're developing a relationship.  By the time they say "Bye Dear and Have a Merry Christmas!" after speaking to you two other separate times in the store, you are officially BFFs.  Three - I made 3 in 10 minutes.   I'd say 4 but I'm not certain that the man standing so close that he touched my ass counts as a friend.  Yet.
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I'd say you're the gal of his dreams! ;)
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