I'm not sure if there is a full moon right now or what. But, I swear, the dumb asses are crawling out from under rocks and multiplying in droves. I have a few things to stay about some of those dumb asses and then I'll try to be nice fore the rest of the day.
There will be a lot of painting going on my my house in the next little while. If you plan on being around, don't just stand there and watch me. Pick up a stupid brush. I don't need a cheering squad, I need to be done.
Hey you, pregnant girl. You are not the first, only, or even last person to be pregnant. You think being pregnant is bad? Wait until childbirth! And let me tell you, child-rearing is no walk in park either.
And you, breast-feeding girl - see the above comment about first, only, and last. OMG.
Word Whiz, this next one is for you - real pretty, real bad, real cute? Holy hell, did you skip English class every single day. While I'm on the topic, hisself and contipate are not words. Since we're all making up words nilly-willy, I know pronounce dumbassedness to be a valid word. You're welcome Webster's Dictionary.
And You, You, You, and You - how about you returning my fucking call for once? Valued customer my ass!
2 comments:
Hmmm...didn't know you were painting or I would have grabbed a brush...I'm not preggo, or breast feeding and have never used the word contipate. Pfeuf! This post is not about me! :)
You are beautiful and I love you and miss you. Thank God you're not pregnant because you'd be even nastier than you are when the moon is full.
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