* I very much dislike roast beef. You know how people rave that it is so tender that is falls to pieces? That makes me want to vomit. I made my own roast beef the other day, it turns out I don't hate it. I just need to cook my own. Red wine and steak spice help. Oh it turns out I like gravy too.
* My cat is retarded and is balancing on the top of my head while I type. What is worse, is that I won't bother to move him.
* I made homemade bread for the first time this past week. It was so good, I made it again 2 days later. Oddly, I don't eat bread....until now.
* I woke up at 1 am this morning and realized my cat was under my arm. I moved and he didn't. So, I sat straight up in bed and loudly said "OMG, I killed the cat. I think the cat is dead!". Then I couldn't remember his name. I knew we had changed it but couldn't remember what we changed it to. His name is Cooper. I kept calling him Carter in the night and couldn't get back to sleep.
* Disney isn't very smart when making children's movies. The new one out, "The Princess and the Frog", features a "bad guy" who makes shadows do his dirty work. Millions of kids are now afraid of their own shadow. That's some good work, boys.
* 2:00 am today - my daughter wakes up terrified of the thing on the wall that is making shadows chase her and of the skeleton in the top hat. Dude, what were you thinking when you made that movie?!?!
* 4:20 am and the Littlest Princess finally fell back to sleep after 3 complete rounds of the High School Musical CD. All I want to do, is be with you, be with youuuuuu. There's nothing we can't do.....
* 4:45 am - my neighbour decided to snow blow his driveway beside my head with his mofo tractor that is so loud it vibrates my entire bed. Unfortunately, the snow kept getting stuck so he had to bang the blower part on the drive way repeatedly. I was soooo angry that I paced the house and trying to a) not cry b)go outside, pull him off his tractor, and kick him in balls over and over and over again. I went back to bed and listened until.......
* 7:20 am my daughter comes in and says "Those people are so loud they woke me up!". No shit.
* I had 1.5 hours sleep last night and I'm crochety.
* Poutine made with roasted garlice havarti is very, very good.
3 comments:
Hope you have an alright day on very little sleep! Getting no sleep sucks a pile of ass. I was supposed to go to the gym this morning at 6 am, but due to the fact I knew I was going to have about the same amount of sleep, I decided it could wait until tomorrow! Hope tonight's sleep is better!
I have a story for your little princess that I will send to you tomorrow from my office. It will help alleviate the shadow fears. I wrote it for Max a few years ago.
homemade bread is addictive. i only like my own roast beast. do cats really care what they are named?
I miss you.
Awareness, that made me chuckle out loud. I might change the cat's name to Little F****R! Miss you too. xo
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